• A hand holding a square card with a design of a cactus in a pot labeled 'MORTGAGE WANKER', alongside a kraft fleck envelope and a pen.
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Mortgage Wankers - Funny New Home Card

Mortgage Wankers - Funny New Home Card

£2.95
£2.95
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Wanker or Wankers?
Would you like a message printed inside?

A cheeky new home card for anyone celebrating the joys of officially becoming mortgage wankers!

Featuring a cute cactus design with a not-so-cute message, this funny housewarming card is available with either “Mortgage Wanker” or “Mortgage Wankers” wording, making it perfect for an individual or couple buying their new home.

The design will be printed onto one of our eco friendly cards and sent with a kraft fleck envelope. Our cards are made using trees from sustainable forests and our envelopes are made from 100% recycled paper.

To help the environment even more we send our cards naked! You will receive your card and envelope inside a board backed envelope to keep your card safe. We don't use cellophane bags in a bid to help reduce waste.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
. Card Size - 5.5 inches / 140mm
. Card Weight - 300gsm
. Card Finish - White with stippled texture.
. Provided with a kraft fleck envelope
. Posted in a sturdy board backed envelope.

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Let customers speak for us

from 9647 reviews

This was my third card purchase. Each item arrived quickly and with care. Thank you so much!

cicconekm

Funny quality card. Said exactly what I wanted.
Quick delivery.

Laura

Was sent out the day I ordered..arrived the next day ..excellent on every level..thankyou.

Michelle

A person can’t ever have too many bags!

janiceallison1

Beautiful card and lovingly personalised. Good quality, really pleased with my purchase ❤️

Lindsey

The quality of this item was lovely. It was a gift for a friend who had just had a baby, and she loved it. Thank you so much. Great value for money.

Lowri