• A wooden coffee and cake biscuit tray engraved with the phrase 'Coffee & cake BECAUSE MURDER is frowned upon', styled with a pink mug of coffee, a pink spoon, and pastries on a marble surface.
  • A personalised wooden tea and biscuits board showing the back of the board engraved with 'You're the best! We love you. Phoebe & Callum -u-' is displayed on a white marble surface with tea time props including biscuits, a striped towel, and a cup of tea.
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Coffee & Cake Because Murder Is Frowned Upon

Coffee & Cake Because Murder Is Frowned Upon

£9.50
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Coffee, cake and a little dark humour – because murder is frowned upon!

This funny engraved wooden coffee and cake board is the perfect gift for anyone who needs a caffeine fix and a sweet treat to get through the day. Engraved with the wording "Coffee & Cake Because Murder Is Frowned Upon", making it a brilliant sarcastic gift for coffee lovers, friends and colleagues.

Featuring a recessed space for their favourite mug and room for a slice of cake or biscuits, it's a practical gift with a sarcastic twist.

Ideal for birthdays, colleagues, friends, coffee lovers or anyone who appreciates a cheeky gift.

Add a personal touch with an optional message engraved on the back of the board.

BOARD DETAILS
- Beautiful high quality, natural wooden board
- 23x15x1.3 cm

IMPORTANT INFORMATION:
- Due to the nature of using real wood, there may be some variations in the grain pattern and colour of the board compared to the photos shown.


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from 9647 reviews

This was my third card purchase. Each item arrived quickly and with care. Thank you so much!

cicconekm

Funny quality card. Said exactly what I wanted.
Quick delivery.

Laura

Was sent out the day I ordered..arrived the next day ..excellent on every level..thankyou.

Michelle

A person can’t ever have too many bags!

janiceallison1

Beautiful card and lovingly personalised. Good quality, really pleased with my purchase ❤️

Lindsey

The quality of this item was lovely. It was a gift for a friend who had just had a baby, and she loved it. Thank you so much. Great value for money.

Lowri