{"product_id":"mortgage-wankers-funny-new-home-card","title":"Mortgage Wankers - Funny New Home Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA cheeky new home card for anyone celebrating the joys of officially becoming mortgage wankers!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a cute cactus design with a not-so-cute message, this funny housewarming card is available with either “Mortgage Wanker” or “Mortgage Wankers” wording, making it perfect for an individual or couple buying their new home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThe design will be printed onto one of our eco friendly cards and sent with a kraft fleck envelope. Our cards are made using trees from sustainable forests and our envelopes are made from 100% recycled paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eTo help the environment even more we send our cards naked! You will receive your card and envelope inside a board backed envelope to keep your card safe. We don't use cellophane bags in a bid to help reduce waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003cbr\u003e. Card Size - 5.5 inches \/ 140mm\u003cbr\u003e. Card Weight - 300gsm\u003cbr\u003e. Card Finish - White with stippled texture.\u003cbr\u003e. Provided with a kraft fleck envelope\u003cbr\u003e. Posted in a sturdy board backed envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pretty Little Personalised","offers":[{"title":"Wankers \/ No - Blank inside","offer_id":58693366022475,"sku":"CA485","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wankers \/ Yes - Message printed inside","offer_id":58693366055243,"sku":"CA488","price":3.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wanker \/ No - Blank inside","offer_id":58693365956939,"sku":"CA484","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wanker \/ Yes - Message printed inside","offer_id":58693365989707,"sku":"CA486","price":3.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0875\/8683\/2715\/files\/Mortgage_Wankers_B_CA484.jpg?v=1728561640","url":"https:\/\/www.prettylittlepersonalised.co.uk\/products\/mortgage-wankers-funny-new-home-card","provider":"Pretty Little Personalised","version":"1.0","type":"link"}