• A person holding a white greeting card with a humorous love-related message printed on it, accompanied by a heart symbol and the wording ' my butt would be so lonely without you touching it constantly'
  • An open white greeting card with handwritten-style text explaining personalization options, placed on top of a brown kraft envelope on a light neutral background with small decorative props.
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My Butt Would Be Lonely Without You - Funny Valentine’s Card

My Butt Would Be Lonely Without You - Funny Valentine’s Card

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A cheeky romantic card for the person who just can’t keep their hands to themselves, featuring the wording “My Butt Would Be So Lonely Without You Touching It Constantly!”

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries or just because, and ideal for couples who prefer their romance with a bit of humour.

The design will be printed onto one of our eco friendly cards and sent with a kraft fleck envelope. Our cards are made using trees from sustainable forests and our envelopes are made from 100% recycled paper.

To help the environment even more we send our cards naked! You will receive your card and envelope inside a board backed envelope to keep your card safe. We don't use cellophane bags in a bid to help reduce waste.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
. Card Size - 5.5 inches / 140mm
. Card Weight - 300gsm
. Card Finish - White with stippled texture.
. Provided with a kraft fleck envelope
. Posted in a sturdy board backed envelope.

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from 9647 reviews

This was my third card purchase. Each item arrived quickly and with care. Thank you so much!

cicconekm

Funny quality card. Said exactly what I wanted.
Quick delivery.

Laura

Was sent out the day I ordered..arrived the next day ..excellent on every level..thankyou.

Michelle

A person can’t ever have too many bags!

janiceallison1

Beautiful card and lovingly personalised. Good quality, really pleased with my purchase ❤️

Lindsey

The quality of this item was lovely. It was a gift for a friend who had just had a baby, and she loved it. Thank you so much. Great value for money.

Lowri